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Behold the automotive sacrificial crash dummies!

Behold the automotive sacrificial crash dummies!



"I see the crash dummy as a symbol of the american obsession with disaster. The dummy itself is always sacrificed, and thus to me, becomes a sacred object. The dummy can sacrifice itself, allowing us to save ourselves"

Weird Sal's Link-O-Rama!

From a loyal fan to Justin Bieber's face on things, Weird Sal has combed through the digital wasteland to bring you the craziest links every internet junkie should see.

ave a link for Weird Sal? Send him a Weirdmail!

April 14,2011

You Will Never Be as Loyal as This Man
When you're favorite band has no more fans, rock on.

Giant Rabbit
Photoshop or freak of nautre?

Video Game Service Medals
Do you know how many blisters we get? We deserve these.

When Geeks Get Married
Cue Princess Leia cosplay.

Trollface Game
A new timesink for the office.

Original 1969 Mustang Going for $550,000
The 40-year-old beast only has 4,000 miles.

Justin Bieber's Head on Things
Help this man crush Justin Bieber in book sales.

April 13, 2011

Homeless Men Get Beat Up for Money
At least ist what by an attractive woman.

Send Shyamalan Back to School
Doesn't he have enough money from making amazing movies to go back himself?

Nappin' and Rappin'
This kid officially knows more lap lyrics then we do.

Using Memes to Get Chicks
Successful troll is successful.

San Francisco to Paris in 2 Minutes
Still shots and time lapse are always in the recipe for a good video.

Classic Spider-Man Warped
If the old Spider-Man was anything like this, everyone would've read it.

A Psychological Evaluation
Seriously, he sounds normal to me.

April 12, 2011

Russia Vs. GMail
In Soviet Russia, GMail mails you!

Tweet Generator
Stumped on what you should share next? Use this generator!

Somone Might Own 50% of Facebook
The Social Network 2, anyone?

The Quest for Andy Richter's New Dance
Two roommates have an idea for Andy.

Green Lantern Webbed Toes
Green Lanterns develop webbed feet for space swimming.

Mass Mayhem
Priests are outraged about the Latin to English conversion.

The Loneliest Cheeto
Really lonely Cheetos.

April 11, 2011

Seven Things that Saved Terrible Movies
These movies have one redeemable quality, but that one quality is awesome.

iPhone 5 Rumors Debunked
Now that we know it doesn't kill zombies, we'll wait for the iPhone 6.

Twin Tornadoes
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I'm getting it!

Facebook Fails
A new month, a new batch of failures.

Treetop Cheetahs
When cheetahs can climb trees, we're doome- uh oh.

The Most Annoying Video Game Habits
We all do them. It's gamer nature.

This Easter, Eat a Deep Fried Egg
The healthiest way to eat a Creme Egg? Deep fried, of course!

April 8, 2011

Every Star Trek Character... 8-Bit
Can you name every sprite?

12 Objects Inspired by Breasts
I'll take a boob mouspad, a boob mouse, and a boob scarf please.

Star Wars the Musical
Would finding out Luke's father is really Vader feel the same in song?

Zebra's Are Now Barcodes
Scientists can scan Zebra's like groceries.

New Beastie Boys
The Beastie Boys combat their new song getting leaked by officially releasing it.

Hottest Pictures of Zooey Deschanel
Yeah she broke our heart in (500) Days of Summer, but she's hot.

Surgically Cut Elf Ears
Now you can really save Azeroth.

More Augmented Reality
We get closer and closer to living in Minority Report every day.

April 7, 2011

The Akira Movie Is Starting to Look Good
And by good I mean awful.

Is Your PS3 Overheating?
Follow these simple steps.

Funny Google Search Suggestions
I was trying to google funny pictures, not funny pickles.

Viral Video Awards
Will anyone ever take down the Old Spice guy?

Crossing the Red Sea...
... with Facebook, Skype, Google, and Amazon.

Augmented Reality Is the New 3D
Hyundai looks like they took a few pointers from Nintendo.

Tossin' Snakes
You will never be as fearless as this man.

April 6, 2011

Become a Piss Expert
 will not be held accountable if you get arrested.

Cow Thinks It's a Horse
Personally I would've trained one of the chickens to let me ride it.

Radioactive Fish
Wait... if you eat a radioactive fish... Aquaman?

iPod Touch With No Home Button?
Apple really needs better security.

Riveting Dog Rescue
I thought this was cute until Enrique Iglesias kicked in. Then I just laughed.

Crazy Camoflauge
It's not just chameleons that you have to worry about.

Death to Memes
Seriously, it stopped being funny 10 seconds after you said it.

8-Bit Remixes of Real Albums
Hash pipe by Weezer sounds a bit different with Sonic the Hedgehog sounds.

April 5, 2011

The Governator Cartoon
After successful careers in bodybuilding, acting, and governing, Arnold tackles crime-fighting.

The Latest Fad in China: Animal Cruelty.
Sealing animals in airtight pouches to be used as key chains is the next Furby.

Spiders Are Wonderful
They'll also kill us all.

Stock Up on Mustaches
What the hell is this article about?

Build Your Own Mark V Iron Man Suit
"Functional" is in quotations because the rockets don't work and the arc reactor is just a bunch of lights

Phil Collins' Daughter to Play Snow White
Lily Collins to play the Disney princess. Her eyebrows to play the dwarfs.

Human Centipede, the Musical
How do you make a movie about sewing people together better? Add singing.

April 4, 2011

New Conan the Barbarian
Awesome or blasphemy?

Pillow Mace
Destruction never felt so soft.

Snowboarder Rails Rail
His first mistake you ask? Snowboarding.

Hungry, Praying Cat
A cat prays to his savior for some purina.

Social Networks Bring Out the Worst in Us
Whether it's over-sharing, reveling in stupidity, or being an egomaniac, it has to stop.

Stephen Colbert Sings Friday
This is the result of reaching their charity goal.

Top Ten Influential Action Flicks
There's something poetic about walking away from from an explosion.

April 1, 2011

Dachshund Stuck in Sweatshirt
PETA will be all over this one.

$10 Bet Could Turn into $50,000
5,000 to 1? Never tell me the odds!

Seven Celebrities with Physical Flaws
Weird thumbs, webbed toes, and conjoined twins oh my!

Old Man Dances(?) to Led Zeppelin
I've come away from this video with a new list of dance moves.

Edible Arrangements Defy All Laws of Economics
An internal investigation turned up melons and pineapples.

Lawnmowers Can Be Fun!
Just enter an official United States championship.

Star Wars High Heels
The Darth Vader remix in the background is an added bonus.

GMail Motion
A revolutionary new way to send emails.

March 31, 2011

How Not to Cut Down a Tree
Lumberjack Lou just can't get anything right today.

Superheroes Vs Real Problems
What happens when Superman fights drug dealers? Hilarity.

Twin Baby Video Translated
It all makes sense now. As the last super power it's our responsibility!

Man Accidentally CC's Ex Girlfriend
That's why I always do my smack talking over Xbox.

Geek-Literate 14-Year-Old
What would the geek form of "kk"?

Drunk Alphabet Fail
L, M, N, O, P... W.

Terrible Shows Waiting to Be Remade
We already know you're thinking about it Hollywood, so just do it.

March 30, 2011

Stephen Colbert to Cover Rebecca Black
The $26,000 mark was just passed. Time to DVR

Bikini Girls Ransack Burger King
Typical day for the king.

Petite Lap Giraffes
Quick! Jump on the waiting list! They even have a live feed.

Google's Internet Connection Is Super Fast
Google team members connection speed will make gamers and pirates weep with envy. 

Super Slow-Motion Motion
People moving around in super slo-mo is actually not as boring as it sounds.

Cosplayers at Megacon
Just when you think a convention can't get any weirder.

Cartoon Characters Who Might Be in Porn
Some of these storyline make too much sense if you ask me

March 29, 2011

The Most Ridiculous Yahoo Answers
Want to know "How grl get pragnent?" Look here!

Video Game Characters Run Rampant
A video game invasion has begun!

Indie Writer Flips Her Lid
Scroll down to the comments to read the most unprofessional debacle of immaturity.

Create Your Perfect Social Network Girlfriend
Not ready to admit you're single? Create a bot that will automatically post on your wall!

French Spider-Man Climbs Tallest Building
Would be impressive if he had a cool costume.

Boa in the Toilet
If you enjoy not checking your toilet for snakes every time you sit down, don't read this. (Via GermanHerald)

Stairway to Heaven
A connection between escalators and happiness has been discovered.

March 28, 2011

Time Lapse of the Aurora Borealis
See the wonder form and dissipate. (Via Vimeo)

Autistic Boy Develops Theory of Relativity
The 12-year-old has a higher IQ than Einstein. (Via DailyMail)

Beardless Zach Galifianakis Talk Show
Once upon a time, the bearded beauty had a talk show. (Via AskMen)

Kiss of Death
Someone refused to kiss this granny. That person then got shot out. (Via SmokingGun)

Spice Up Your Funeral
Five ways you can go out with a bang. (Via a UpRoxx)

When Kites Attack
When you're greatest fear can fly, where do you hide? (Via FailBlog)

Television Can Save Your Life
It saved these lives. Watch TV or die. (Via Cracked)

March 25, 2011

How Young Is Too Young for Botox?
I'd say 7, so this girl is safe. (Via Gawker)

Giant Spider Webs
Don't worry the spiders are still small. (Via BoredBored)

Duke Nukem Pickup Lines
Reciting random lines from Duke Nukem could get you lucky. (Imgur)

Bloody Loco Vs Sweater Guy
You better recognize the name, ASAP. (Via BuzzFeed)

Garfield Minus Garfield
What happens when you remove Garfield from his own comics? (Via GarfieldMinusGarfield)

Hacker Puts Porn On Billboard, Gets Jail Time
He should be getting a gold medal, but we live in a topsy-turvy world. (Via BBC)

Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Video Ever
Arnie gets it on with a carrot. (Via FilmDrunk)

March 24, 2011

Newsflash: Video Games Are Played in Living Room
I'm part of the 1% who keeps their XBOX in the kitchen. (Via USAToday)

Lazy Dog Goes for a Walk
More like a drag, actually. (Via DailyWhat)

The Simpsons Vs Family Guy
Who stole from who? (Via WarmingGlow)

Conan O'Brien Lesbian Look-Alikes
Should Conan be flattered or completely disturbed? (Via Tumblr)

PETA for Pokemon
Poke-Rights, not Poke-Fights. (Via Kotaku)

Reporter Turned Pimp
What do you do in this economy? Obviously, turn pimp. (Via Frisky)

Boob Pasta
Pasta shaped like breasts? Sign me up. (Via BaronBob)

Spider Goats
Genetically combined super spider goats have doomed us all. (Via Imgur)

March 23, 2011

Steven Seagal Breaks Bones
We have proof. (Via FilmDrunk)

If Movie Posters Told the Truth
I would have still went to see Fred Savage in The Wizard. (Via Cracked)

A Unique Way to Tap Someone Out
The coveted "penis-lock" will go down in the record books. (Via AngryDuck)

Karate Fail
Has there ever been a karate fail video that didn't make you laugh? (Via VideoVast)

Axe Murderer Will Buy You Flowers
This intense person isn't what you think he is. (Via NextRound)

Milli Vanilli Goes to the Mushroom Kingdom
It was totally killer. Check it out. Skip to about 1:30. (Via Heavy)

Clinically Insane Polish Music Video
I feel like I fell onto the game grid and everyone's speaing binary. (Via io9)

Hidden Messages in Logos
Seriously? It's too early for this. My mind is exploding. (Via GeekOSystem)

March 22, 2011

Making Wrestling a Parody Even More
How do you mock wrestling when it's already a mockery? (WrestlingFan)

Guess the Jew
You'll be wrong 90% of the time. (GuessWhostheJew)

Lazy Pokemon Designs
I can't wait to catch me some DogDog. (Via Dorkly)

Akira Gets Whitewashed
Anime legend gets casted, poorly. (Via GammaSquad)

Karate Kyle!
Don't talk to him about his karate outfit or he'll kill you. (Via Imgur)

Rebecca Black Sings "Friday" On Line at Bank
Seriously, stop listening to this. Even if you're laughing. (Via Forbes)

Why were these people banned?
You have one guess. (Via WhyWasIBanned)

March 21, 2011

A Couple of Facebook Fails
Exhibit A: What not to do on Facebook. (Via UpRoxx)

The Dumbest Criminals
The police blotter shows us how dangerous a criminal mastermind can be. (Via HuffingtonPost)

Are You Susceptible to Mind Control?
Follows these directions and see if you're at risk. (Via NewScientist)

Girl Is Obsessed With Pooping
Tyra Banks always asks the important questions on her show. (Via AngryDuck)

Turquoise Jeep Records
How can modern day label companies stand up against Slick Mahony? (Via TurquoiseJeep)

The Best Sandwich You'll Ever Eat
It takes 6 hours to prepare, but you'll love it. (Via Guardian)

Banned iPad2 Commercial
This commercial didn't make it to television. (Via PunchBaby)

Corrections, Corrections, Corrections
A website dedicated to correcting the media. (Via iCorrect)

The Most Important Twitpics
These twitpics made news history while reporters were still searching for the story. (Via Mashable)

March 18, 2011

Gilbert Gottfried As a Duck
Some of the best Gottfried Duck material around. (Via FilmDrunk)

Women Hides a Boatload of Drugs in Her Vajayjay
They'll never look here, right? Right? (Via TimesTribune)

The Almost Back flip
He almost had it. Seriously. (Via FailBlog)

Studying Can Be Fun and Tasty!
A neat trick turns studying into snack time! (Via Imgur)

Bed Intruder on Guitar Hero
Antoine Dodson's classic comes to Activision's rhythm game. (Via Dorkly)

The Guiltiest Dog of Them All
Who was it? Oh... it was him. (Via CollegeHumor)

The World's Greatest Movie Extra
It really is a fine art to be able to do this. (Via Salon)

Actors Who Always Look the Same
They fit the part. And that part. And that part... (Via Cracked)

March 17, 2011

Hottest Irish Chicks
What better way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day than to ogle some females? (Via Complex)

Isle of Tune
SimCity meets music maker in this unique browser based time sink. (Via IsleofTune)

Failed Reality Stars
You're already a joke if you're on a reality show. How much more can you fail? (Via WarmingGlow)

Times Square Hacker Was Viral Marketing
This video was actually a campaign for the film Limitless. (Via NYTimes)

Watch It Backwards
If you click this link backwards, it's about you finding this and showing it to me. (Via IfYouWatchItBackwards)

Reviews of Rebecca Black's "Friday"
This song hitting iTunes is proof enough that a higher being is looking out for our well-being. (Via BuzzFeed)

Live Cockroach Billboard
What better way to get your point across than to use live cockroaches? Wait, what was the point, again? (Via Blogspot)

Which Ninja Turtle Are You?
It's a direct reflection of yourself, you know. (Via Cracked)

March 16, 2011

Let's Hack Time Square!
A man has fun with a video transmitter in Times Square. (Via LiveLeak)

Zombie Ants!
A fungus discovered in Brazil takes control of an ant's brain before killing it. (Via LiveScience)

New Silent Hill Movie Begins Shooting
Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, and Deborah Kara Unger to return.

St. Patty's Animals
Animals ready to show off their Irish pride.

Jack Shephard As Animals
Tom Hanks as animals was so a few weeks ago.

Batman: Arkham City Gameplay
The Next Batman game gives Arkham a chunk of Gotham.

Killer Rubber Tire
The next great horror film will be about a psychic inanimate killer tire. (Via SlashFilm)

Gay Pride Parade for Single Resident
Paul was reluctant to ask for a parade, but we know it's just because he's modest. (Via Onion)

March 15, 2011

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Press Release
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim promise they're professional boys. (Via Deadline)

Make a Bulbasaur Costume
It's super effective! (Via Dorkly)

Sex In the Afterlife
Just because you die doesn't mean your sex life has to. (Via Imgur)

A Cat's Fancy Exit
You will never be able to make an exit like this. (Via Blogspot)

Bully Gets Suplexed
A small bully picks on an innocent kid double his size. Not the smartest idea. (Via BroBible)

Batman Fantasy Room
An hourly-priced Batman themed hotel room may be just what your marriage needs. (Via FilmDrunk)

Hardcore Christian or Uber Troll?
YouTube user Tamtampamela has some interesting things to say about the tragedy in Japan. (Via Kotaku)

Snooki On WWE Raw
Snooki becomes a professional wrestler overnight and kicks some scripted ass. (Via Guyism)

Best Fighting Games
Is it weird that we like pounding our friends into a bloody pulp or is it human nature?

March 14, 2011

Pee-Wee Herman On HBO
The first Pee-Wee HBO special in 3 decades occurs this weekend.

Anti-Pervert Devices
You never know when you'll need camera scrambling panties.

Jailtime for Linking Videos
I'm going to prison by the end of today.

Christopher Poole Vs Mark Zuckerberg
The creator of 4Chan speaks out against Facebook.

Ignorant Girl Faces Rebuttal
A ignorant UCLA student rants about library etiquette and receives a response.

The Rules of the Internet
Five rules everyone should follow browsing the web.

Community Goes Adventuring
The real story behind the Dungeons and Dragons episode of NBC's Community.

The Angry Birds Strategy
One of the angry birds finally speak up

March 11, 2011

Hack Your Body
Put in some Game Genie codes in the real world.

Full Versions of TV Themes
Ever headbang to the theme of Cheers before it rudely cuts out? No more

The Sad Truth About Your Apple Loyalty
You probably should have bought stock instead of the new Apple product.

Biggest Japan Quake Leaves Whirpool
After the biggest quake in 100 years, Japan is left with a giant whirlpool.

Bioshock: Infinite Gets Ready for Pax East
Irrational Games sets up a truly awesome display for their upcoming title.

John Cryer Comes Out From Under the Bridge
Instead of denying Charlie Sheen's new rumor, John Cryer embraces the truth.

One Long Walk
A hiker goes on a 6 month trek and takes a picture every day.

A Guide to Weird Mascots
Some team mascots make no sense.

March 10, 2011

Unreleased Scott Pilgrim Music
Tunes not included on the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack.

Movie Posters From Africa
Our favorite movies reinvented in the crappiest way.

Radiohead's Subliminal Donut Love
It all makes sense now. Radiohead loved doughnuts. (Via Tumblr)

Modern Poetry By the Great Cee-Lo
Who knew haikus were trending? (Via MemeBase)

The Awesomest... Beer Bellies?
If you don't have a beer belly you might as well stop trying to be cool. (Via Heavy)

Charlie Sheen Plays Black Ops
The scoreboard never lies. (Via PunchBaby)

Fantastic Mr. Star Fox
Wes Anderson's new film is about discovering yourself. And Spaceships. (Via CollegeHumor)

Dogs No Longer Need Us
If you take anything away from this video, take the fact that mankind is doomed. (Via VideoVast)

March 9, 2011

The Half Head of Hair Bandit
Mid-haircut, this man gets the sudden urge to stab someone in the neck. (Via SmokingGun)

Scooter From Hell
Boy meets scooter. Boy jumps with scooter. Scooter breaks boys heart. And face. (Via FailBlog)

Puppy Cage Vs Ice Cube-Zero
Round 1, FIGHT! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWhoooooaaaa... (Via DailyWhat)

Amanda Bynes Is Bored, Takes Pics
The Nickelodeon star goes all Vanessa Hudgens on us. (Via Superficial)

Cow Farts On the Go
There's nothing like the smell of cow farts in the morning. (Via MetroUK)

Really Cool Dogs
Vince Mancini of FilmDrunk reviews a IFC flick about wicked sweet dogs. (Via FilmDrunk)

Is Your Cat Toying With You?
Author Saul Frampton uses French philosophy to ask the great question. (Via CSMonitor)

The Most Realistic Robot Ever
I'm not sure whether to be intrigued or terribly, terribly frightened. (Via GeeksOfDoom)

March 8, 2011

New Study Shows Shape-Ups Don't Work
The Cracked team put the muscle-toning shoes to the test. (Via Cracked)

Anne Frank, Twitter-Extraordinaire
She's too smart for that. (Via Imgur)

Verizon iPhone Download Speed Is Lacking
In more recent news, turns out both AT&T and Verizon suck at different things. (Via Wired)

Awesome Lego Art
The coolest sculptures using nothing but our favorite building bricks. (Via Heavy)

My Jesus Humps
This is not inappropriate. (Via Tumblr)

Man Sounds Exactly Like Shakira
Man shocks judges when he lives up to his claims of sounding like a female pop-singer. (Via Break)

Microsoft Hints at Next Console
An ad by Microsoft asks if you're interested in future consoles. (Via Destructoid)

Adjustment Bureau Rumors Get Adjusted
George Nolfi debunks rumors and explains the almost-twist of the movie. (Via io9)

Jar Jar Binks Goes 3D
We won't care about this until A New Hope. (Via GammaSquad)

March 7, 2011

Voles Make the World Go Round
It turns out small rodents were responsible for everything the human race ever achieved. (Via Voles)

Die a Badass, Save the Earth
If you've been wondering how you should go, just think: T-1000. (Via io9)

Microchip Art
Who needs a Monet in their living room when you have art on your ram. (Via BoingBoing)

Cosplayers With Big Weapons
Everyone knows you can't be a cosplayer unless you're holding a sword the size of a smart car. (Via Kotaku)

Sperm-Shaped Robot Now Pocket Size
Inventor Ishiguro knew the next frontier for his brilliance was making mini-sperm robots. (Via GammaSquad)

Pants Pooper Receives Purple Heart
The onion reports on a soldier overcoming his fourth grade adversity and receiving the purple heart. (Via Heavy)

Bootleg Toys
Where does the inspiration came from for toys? Well, sometimes, it's just Darth Vader on a motorcycle. (Via Cracked)

Rock, Paper, Scissors Vs the Computer
Can you defeat an artificial intelligence designed for one thing? To rule the world of rock, paper, scissors? (Via NY Times)

March 4, 2011

Man Staples Co-Workers Head
The great staple wars of 2011 claim another casualty. (Via Break)

Annnnnnd... Titmouse.
Animals that start with a body part. It seemed logical at the time. (WarmingGlow)

Charlie Sheen Remix
Formula for success: take anything Charlie Sheen says, add bass to it, and rave. (Via Heavy)

Paula Deen Riding Things
The newest meme on the internet is quite simple: place Paula Deen on something funny to ride. (Via PaulaDeenRidingThings)

Daniël Van Buyten Can Do Anything
Belgium soccer sensation Daniël Van Buyten demonstrates his versatility. (Via Memebase)

Star Wars Goes to Hungary
Star Wars movie posters get Hungarianized. (Via GeeksAreSexy)

Tom Hanks Is a Bunch of Animals
A tumblr dedicated to the depiction of Tom Hanks as numerous animals. (Via Tumblr)

Michael Bay Talks Dark of the Moon
Bay promises Transformers 3 will be nothing like Transformers 2. (Via MovieLine)

Bison's Ate Their Way to Victory
New evidence shows Bison killed other pre-historic beasts by eating all their food. (Via ScientificAmerican)

March 3, 2011

Buy a Motherboard, Get PC Case
Asus is shipping it's new motherboards in cardboard boxes that can be transformed into PC cases.

Consequences of Hitting a Deer
A short film puts a unique spin on hitting a deer.

The Reality of Banning Violent Video Games
What would actually happen if we banned blood, gore, and explosions?

Tokyo Marathon Costumes
When Tokyo holds a marathon, you better believe they're dressing up as robots and pokemon.

Charlie Sheen Soundboard
The legendary quotes of Charlie Sheen at the touch of a button.

What Is Internet?
If the future of internet was left up to the anchors of the Today show of 1994, we probably wouldn't have it.

Pimp Your AT-AT
Had Stormtroopers been allowed to express themselves, we probably would've seen more creativity.

Phallic Aliens
They come in pe... nis heads?

March 2, 2011

Underwater Hockey
Real sports don't use oxygen.

The Next Fad in Celebrity Weight Loss
Every other day we hear about how Hollywood is losing weight, but now we really know.

Missing the Mark
This six second clip may be the most painful you see all day.

Elder Scolls VI Already in Works
If you thought Skyrim looked epic, wait till you see the teaser for the next chapter.

Cute Kitten + MadWorld = Anticipation
Something happens in this video, I swear.

No Celebrity Left Behind
A list of celebrities that should host SNL, even if it is just to watch them crash and burn. 

Live the Sheen Dream
Bi-winning can be hard, but it's all part of the Sheen dream.

Hysterical Baby Is Hysterical
You will never be as happy as this child, ever.

March 1, 2011

Sexting 101
Sending a sext can be a dangerous game unless you know the in's and out's.

Higs On Your Six
A fan flick that may be better than any Killzone Hollywood iteration

A Bone Chilling Confession
An exclusive interview reveals the horrifying truth about crop circles.

Star Wars Meets Doctor Who
An innocent Jawa bothers the Doctor to repair a new friend. (Via io9)

Animal Choices: The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Do
Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly try to pick one animal they would want to be. (Via FunnyOrDie)

Go For the Legs!
One little fan won't be confined to her home while trying to enjoy Star Wars. (Via Flickr)

Indie Comedy Gold
The new trailer to Richard Ayoade's upcoming film blends humor and fear perfectly. (Via TrailerAddict)

Sheen-O-Phobia
A woman resorts to Dr. Oz to overcome her fear. (Via BoingBoing)

February 28, 2011

Poop in the Shower
The best pranks include 2 things: fake poop and a girl in the shower. (Via YouTube.)

Mr. Brainwash Sullies The Red Carpet
Banksy's tubby, hairy foe/creation acts French at the Oscars. (Via MovieLine.)

Proof Wrestling Is Real
How do you finally silence the naysayers? Hypnosis. (Via YouTube.)

A Collection of Oscar Flops
Before we pretend the Oscars is a prestigious event, let's remember the mishaps. (Via Slate V)

Racquetball Is Fun and Dangerous
Real men don't wear protective gear, but you also can't cry. (Via FailBlog)

Pregnant Gameboy
Upon cracking open an original Gameboy, someone finds something strange. (Via BoingBoing)

Literal Movie Posters
If movie posters stop trying to sell us on fancy wordplay, maybe we'd respect them more. (Via Listal)

Epic VFX
When EpicMealTime fulfills every desire of Freddie Wong, things get out of hand. (Via YouTube.)
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Doctor Who Warps in Two Season Premiere Clips!

Get your first look at Doctor Who's Utah adventures with two new clips from sixth season premiere "The Impossible Astronaut!"

Fantastic! The April 23rd premiere of Doctor Who's sixth season is almost upon us, but you don't have to wait for your first taste!

Lucky for all us fans, the BBC has seen fit to grace us with two fresh clips from "The Impossible Astronaut," shot on-location in Utah. which you can find below!

The first shows newlywed companions Rory and Amy hopping off a bus in the middle of nowhere to meet up with the cowboy Doctor, complete with Stetson hat, while the second offers a more tense look at sixth season guest-star Alex Kingston as River Song, as the Doctor coolly questions her motives.

The April 23rd BBC premiere, written by show-runner Steven Moffat, is the first of a two-part story in which “The Doctor , and his companions Amy and Rory find themselves on a secret summons that takes them on an adventure from the desert in Utah — right to the Oval Office in 1969.”

Can't wait until the 23rd for the good Doctor to arrive? Hop in your TARDIS and pass the time by endlessly replaying the trailer for season six, whose guest-stars will include both Kingston and Mark Sheppard

Check it out, and don't forget to give us your Doctor Who thoughts below!

Terra Nova Explains All Those Time-Splitting Delays

Fox opens up about just what's taken so long in getting its time-traveling sci-fi epic series Terra Nova to reach a series premiere date.

Well, it's about time. Literally! We've waited so long for the Steven Spielberg-produced sci-fi epic Terra Nova that we're about to invent time travel ourselves just to catch the season premiere.

When last we heard Terra Nova had been pushed back from its May premiere date been pushed back  to polish its special effects in time for Fall, but now The Hollywood Reporter claims that a host of other issues have belabored the production crew for the hotly anticipated series.

It seems that no only do the effects need a bit of work, but the series premiere itself hadn't shot enough footage for its two-hour runtime! Executive producer and writer turnaround had intitially prevented Fox from making a decision on the premiere's length.

Say Fox representatives, "Brannon [Braga] misjudged it at the script stage, and Alexand his script supervisor misjudged it as it was being shot." The series has also faced location difficulties from ill-timed rainstorms in Australia that interfere with shooting.

With the budget for the series' pilot already cashing in somewhere between ten and twenty million dollars, one wonders how the quality for the series might fare on a week-to-week basis, hmm?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes' First Full Trailer Revealed

The first official full trailer for this summer's Rise of the Planet of the Apes has James Franco, rampaging gorillas, pensive chimpanzees and more James Franco.

Call us shortsighted, but we here at always thought that humanity’s finest achievement was the Dagwood sandwich. Apparently, we were totally off base though, as our truly greatest discovery will be the ability to simultaneously cure Alzheimer’s and make gorillas like, totally super smart...at least according to the new, just-released trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

The first thing you’re likely to notice in the film’s first full trailer is James Franco dropping science as an actual scientist, and generally just Francoing all over the place. If you manage to notice a second thing, however, it’ll certainly be the fully CGI apes, designed by Peter Jackson-affiliated Weta Digital, the company responsible our favorite weird alien porn movie, Avatar.

Not too many Easter Eggs to speak of in this trailer, as it mostly just establishes the reboot’s plot. Fortunately though, director Rupert Wyatt seems to bringing along the same dark, murky suspense he made such great use of while chronicling the lives of modern-day Morlocks in his 2000 documentary Dark Days. And given the distinct lack of Mark Wahlberg and uncomfortably sexy Helena Bonham Carter apes, that seems pretty win/win to us.

What’s everyone’s guess as to the film’s inevitable last scene twist? We’re staying firm with our theory that Franco’s character has been a scheming lemur in a man-robot since jump street.

Tron: Legacy Daft Punk Kubricks Please All Types of Geek

French electronica meets Disney sci-fi meets bitty plastic action guys.

Medicom, the makers or the mini Kubrick figurines that seem to get every cool license ever, dropped a hot puddle of happiness in our laps in the form of a figure two-pack modeled after musicians Daft Punk.

Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter look just delightful in their little plastic costumes, modeled after their appearance towards the end of Tron: Legacy. The duo provided the soundtrack for the new Tron, which next to Olivia Wilde's attractive lady face, was the best thing about the movie.

Like all cool things, they are of Japanese origin, but no fear if you can't read their perplexing language symbols: they are available for purchase right here on the good old American internet. Entertainment Earth got re-supplied in time to for you to get them right after spending a week deciding which of the nineteen Blu-ray releases of Tron: Legacy you actually want to buy. Hint: the right answer is the one that comes with the identity disc.

You can cop these for $19.99, which is a good deal whether you keep them in their window packaging or rip them out, add them to your DJ playset, and make them kiss each other through their helmets.

Archival White Stripes Set Announced

Forthcoming releases from recently-put-to-rest band

Although Jack and Meg White announced that the White Stripes was kaput just a few months ago, one of the duo's former record labels, Third Man, has announced "an upcoming Vault package documenting three decidedly different eras of the White Stripes."

For those who are "Vault members" at the label's website, www.thirdmanrecords.com, you will have the opportunity to purchase "Vault Package #8," which consists of the following - Live In Mississippi double LP, "Signed DC"/"I've Been Loving You Too Long" 7-inch, and Under Moorhead Lights All Fargo Night DVD.

Live In Mississippi is an audio recording of the duo's final live concert while the 7-inch features a pair of the group's very first recordings. And the last piece to the puzzle, the Under Moorhead Lights All Fargo Night DVD, features a performance filmed at Ralph's Corner Bar in Moorhead, Minnesota on June 13th, 2000.

Release date or price have not been announced for this package, but if you are not already a Vault member, you must register via the Third Man Records site by the end of his month in order to qualify for this rockin' item

First Look at Disney's Ultimate Spider-Man Animated Series

Marvel offers up the first shot of the web-head in action for Disney XD's upcoming animated series Ultimate Spider-Man.

One can never have enough Spider-Man, with Marc Webb's upcoming Andrew Garfield reboot The Amazing Spider-Man, or the famous Broadway train-wreck drifting in and out of the news.

Moved back to to 2012 likely to coincide with its feature film counterpart, Disney XD's Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon today webbed up our first look at the animation style of the wallcrawler himself, courtesy of Marvel Comics.

Besides the image, the news that J.K. Simmons will reprise his role as J. Jonah Jameson from the Sam Raimi films, and the bootleg animation test making its internet rounds, we know relatively little about Spidey's next animated incarnation beyond its superior writing staff.

Paul Dini, Emmy-award winning writer behind Batman: The Animated Series and LOST, and Brian Michael Bendis will join Man of Action Studios to bring together the series. Man of Action has previously been responsible for Ben 10 and Generator Rex, powered by the creative team of Joe Casey, Joe Kelly, Duncan Rouleau and Steven T. Seagle.

Bendis will serve as a consulting producer on the series, while Man of Action will direct the writing staff, generate and edit scripts while Dini will write the pilot and serve as Creative Consultant.

Check out the first look at Ultimate Spider-Man below and spin your own web of thoughts in the comments section below!

MGM Partners with Sony to Bring Back Bond

MGM, recently restructured to ditch its distribution operation, has officially reached an agreement for Sony to handle distribution on the gestating Daniel Craig James Bond flicks.

Don't front: When you heard about MGM's 2010 bankruptcy and restructuring, you didn't think about the 50 folks who lost their jobs, your mind immediately went to the recently rebooted James Bond franchise. Because what's even the point of earning money if you can't fork it over to watch a handsome Englishman play insufferably long card games?

Because they don't hate making money, MGM clearly never really intended to stop making the well-received Daniel Craig-starring flicks (they're rumored to be considering both Javier Bardem and Anthony Hopkins as the villains in the next installment), but since their restructuring eliminated the company's distribution wing, the ability to get completed films into the hands of your local cineplex was cast into question. Though we made repeated, generous offers to ride around the country in a painted tour bus, delivering the movie to cheering theater-owners, MGM decided to partner with Sony for this particular operation. Go figure.

When the next Bond film (No. 23 in the series - alert Jim Carrey) finally hits, MGM will end up sharing a considerable part of the wealth with partners Sony, but this isn't the first time the two studios have teamed up. The companies have worked together on previous Bond films Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace, as well as lighter fare including The Pink Panther and the upcoming Kevin James vehicle The Zookeeper.

While Sony stands to make a few bucks on this deal, by no means are they getting away scot-free, as the recently announced terms include bringing MGM in as a co-financier on Sony films like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Total Recall and others. Even more interesting is that MGM is said to have a substantial interest in the international television market when it comes to the Total Recall remake, which apparently translates to some serious sheckels.

But that's all just legal mumbo-jumbo, right? What's really important is that everything is in place for our girlfriends, wives and on-the-downlow gay lovers to get back to ogling Daniel Craig sometime next year. If you're interseted in more of the boring stuff, check out Deadline for the full story, but for the rest of you: PARKOUR!

Scorpion Fights Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat: Legacy BTS (VIDEO)

 

Go behind the scenes of director Kevin Tancharoen's Mortal Kombat: Legacy with new interviews and a glimpse of Scorpion fighting Sub-Zero!

Year-old photographer Ann He

Year-old photographer Ann He

A 16-year old photographer from Dallas Ann Hui - a good portfolio, which mainly contains pictures of young models and their friends. Despite his young age, Anne - the master of long exposure.

Confederate flag history

Confederate flag history

History’s Biggest Mysteries

History’s Biggest Mysteries

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Clip Gives An Eye-Ful of Kano

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Clip Gives An Eye-Ful of Kano

Mortal Kombat: Legacy's production has kicked into high gear, and today we've got your first footage of the action!

Thanks to IGN, you can check out the below clip of Michael Jai White's Lieutenant Jax taking on (the mysteriously two-eyed Kano in an industrial setting, with plenty of weapons and fists flying between the two of them.

The ten-part web series sprang from director Kevin Tancharoen's concept trailer for Mortal Kombat: Rebirth, a gritty re-imagining of the franchise characters in a real-world police procedural setting.

The series, written by Tancharoen and Spartacus: Blood and Sand writers Todd and Aaron Helbing and starring Michael Jai White, Jeri Ryan and Ian Anthony Dale reprising their roles as Jax, Sonya Blade and Scorpion, respectively mainly follows Scorpion, tasked by Jax and Sonya enter the underground tournament and bring down Shang Tsung, amidst his own personal vendetta against Sub-Zero.

Your Highness is Like a Joint Rolled With Graph Paper

Your Highness is Like a Joint Rolled With Graph Paper

Your Highness may very well be the first film to take a Cheech and Chong-level love for getting stoned and place it square in the middle of a legitimate sword and sorcery quest. Wizards, maidens, unicorn swords, labyrinths and bloodshot-eye humor are packed firmly into a bowl, ignited, and, by some miracle of alchemy, transformed into something that is very funny and, by and large, exciting.

Danny McBride, further cementing himself as the slacker child of Bob Hope and Larry the Cable Guy, is the Kingdom's second prince to a noble, Errol Flynn-ish James Franco. Whilst Franco is off on a quest, McBride is sulking around the castle humiliating his manservant Courtney, played with wonderful "Kif"-ness by Rasmus Hardiker.

Comic-Con 2011: The Eisner Award Nominations Are In

Comic-Con 2011: The Eisner Award Nominations Are In

For those who don't believe that San Diego Comic-Con is still about the comics, don't forget that every year, the convention hands out the Eisners, a slew of the most prestigious awards a comic writerartist/publisher can take home. They're like the Oscars for comic folk unless the guys who run the Harvey awards are in the room, then they're only the Golden Globes for comic folk and taking one home is a true honor.

The nominees for this year have just been announced, with returning favorites and new faces filling up the coveted slots. Leading the way is Mike Mignola, who picked up five nominations for his work on various Hellboy books as well as the graphic adaptation of his novel Baltimore. Also with five nominations is Jim McCann and Janet Lee's Return of the Dapper Men, a graphic fantasy novel with strong ties to surreal fiction like Alice in Wonderland and art reminiscent of Maurice Sendak

Behind them with four nominations are Morning Glories by Nick Spencer and Joe Eisma, and Locke & Key by Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez, the latter of which will soon be adapted into a live-action TV show by the brains behind Fringe. Other notable names on the list include Dan Clownes for his recent book Wilson, Terry Moore's Echo, American Vampire penned by Stephen King, G. B. Trudeau, who saw multiple nominations for his classic political comic Doonesbury. The publisher with the most nominations? DC -- sorry Marvel fanboys.

New Beastie Boys Single Arrives Next Week, Video Clip Released

New Beastie Boys Single Arrives Next Week, Video Clip Released

t's been nearly seven years since the Beastie Boys issued an all-new studio album that included vocals

But the wait will soon be over for the one-time party boys' next studio set, as Hot Sauce Committee, Pt. 2 is slated for release on May 3rd, via Capitol Records.

To get the promo machine rolling, a funny/goofy video clip has been released, which includes appearances by such celebs as Seth Rogen, Jack Black, Susan Sarandon, and Ted Danson, among others. And next week , the first single from Hot Sauce Committee, Pt. 2 will be released, "Make Some Noise."

In the meantime, the band just posted a stream of "Make Some Noise" right here, and check out the aforementioned video clip below.

Go Sarlacc On These Buyable Star Wars Cakes

Go Sarlacc On These Buyable Star Wars Cakes

Charm City Cakes, best known for birthing Food Network celeb and star of Ace of Cakes Duff Goldman, just got semi-affordable with their new line, "Cakes for Two." Though spending $250 on a cake for two people is a little bit frightening, CCC assures you that the 8-inch, triple-layer cakes are actually made to feed fifteen. I would still like to argue that I could consume an 8-inch cake with the assistance of any one member of the UGO staff, but you've got to play to the norms when advertising.

The Cakes for Two come in thirty different designs, three of them wisely focusing on Star Wars. There's the Boba Fett cake pictured here, a similar model based on the Stormtrooper helmet, and a space combat scene featuring the Death Star, the Millennium Falcon, and what looks like it might be an X-Wing. Other designs include sharks, cat food tins, and sweet rides. They're available in tons of flavors, ranging from regular chocolate to curry caramel to something called beurre noisette, which most probably means noisy beer

Top world cities

Top Cities in the World

If you're taking a trip, consider visiting some of these global hot spots & less visited geographical gems, all of which are among the Internet's most-searched metros.

'Khloe & Lamar' premieres tonight

'Khloe & Lamar' premieres tonight

The countdown is on for reality TV star Khloe Kardashian, 26, and her NBA star hubby Lamar Odom's,31, new reality show. The couple started taping in January, and tonight's episode will show their struggles with trying to start a family

Mandy Moore turns 27

Mandy Moore turns 27

Pop singer and actress Mandy Moore is celebrating her 27th birthday today Moore  started her career as a teen singer and has since shifted into songwriting, films and becoming an entrepreneur

Helen Mirren shows another side on 'SNL'

Helen Mirren shows another side on 'SNL'

Oscar-winning actress Helen Mirren, 65, may have a reputation of playing serious roles  but that wasn't the case when she hosted "Saturday Night Live." Mirren did a singing number on the show with dancing sailors, she parodied fellow British actors  and in a digital short she showcased the power of one of her body parts

How to fix the 'American Idol' voting problem

"American Idol" have a female problem?

OK, now this is officially ridiculous. After Naima and Thia were voted off in one fell swoop last week, I asked a simple question: Does "American Idol" have a female problem? There's no longer any question that the highly rated series does.

No way! Streets in Texas town go every which way

All streets radiating from downtown Lake Jackson end in the word 'Way'

Where should you go when you’ve lost your way? 

Try Lake Jackson, Texas. One peek at the local map and you'll know you've found your way — and many more.

2 Nevada H.S. students die in diving accident

MONTEREY, Calif. 

Two 17-year-old high school students from Carson City, Nev. died Saturday while Scuba diving in Monterey Bay, authorities said.

The boys from a group of 19 people on a diving excursion failed to resurface, and boats from the Monterey Fire Department and U.S. Coast Guard took to the water to look for them, fire Division Chief Felix Colello said.
After a 45-minute search, employees of the Reno-based diving company that led the trip found the boys at the bottom, 40 to 50 feet from the surface, Colello said.
Both were in cardiac arrest when they were pulled aboard a fire department boat, Colello said. They were later declared dead at Community Hospital. The cause of death was not immediately clear, and the coroner's office was investigating, he said.
Carson City Schools Superintendent Richard Stokes told the Nevada Appeal the boys, whose names have not been released, were from an oceanography class at Carson High School. Stokes said the trip involved several dives and a visit to the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Carson football coach Blair Roman said the boys were on his varsity team, and would be again next year.
"It's devastating," Roman told the Reno Gazette-Journal. "It's a devastating situation for all families involved."

'Jersey Shore' set for season 4

'Jersey Shore' set for season 4

The cast of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore" are all signed on for season 4 of the popular series. Three of the roomates  are already cleared for spin-off shows, and there are also rumors all eight cast members got a significantly huge raise for the new season .

Kelly Clarkson & Rihanna on 'Idol'

Kelly Clarkson & Rihanna on 'Idol'

On this week's elimination episode of "American Idol,"  the show's very first winner Kelly Clarksonwill sing a duet with Country star Jason Aldean. In addition to their performance, pop singer Rihanna will also light up the 'Idol' stage this week.

Egypt: Army crackdown in Cairo's Tahrir Square

Egypt's army has cracked down on protests in Cairo's symbolic Tahrir Square, leaving at least one person dead and dozens injured.

The violence occurred overnight as the army tried to clear protesters calling for ex-President Hosni Mubarak and his family to be tried for corruption.

Gunman kills six in Netherlands shopping centre

A gunman in the Netherlands has killed six people and wounded 10 before taking his own life, officials say.

The killings took place at a busy shopping centre in the town of Alphen aan den Rijn, about 25km (15 miles) south-west of Amsterdam.

In final hours, breakthroughs, compromises, and convictions held

From NBC's Mike Viquiera

After the final passage of the budget compromise to keep the government open, senior administration officials briefed reporters on the frenzied final two days of the negotiations between Democrats and Republicans.
The officials said that, at the conclusion of Thursday night's meeting between the principles -- President Barack Obama, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, House Speaker John Boehner, and VIce President Joe Biden -- Biden laid down the bottom line on the key sticking point of Title X funding...............................................read more